A country that has never won a medal wins one

Athlete(s) from one or more countries refuse to compete against athlete(s) from another country

An Olympic athlete dies of any cause while in Paris

Russian athletes will be allowed to compete (under no/any/Russian/whatever flags)

Doping scandal by any athlete, reported by credible Western media source

Cheating scandal by any athlete (think: 2012 badminton)

The bulge of any athlete is visible on the NBC/Peacock live videos

5 or more previous winners will win same medals again

All gold medal winners combined have more letters from first half of alfabet than second half

At least one aquatic trial is rescheduled or canceled

A Chinese competitor tests positive for a performance-enhancing drug

Outbreaks of COVID-19, H5N1, or another disease mandate masks, postpone events, modify fan attendance, or cancel the games

River portion of opening ceremony cancelled, with entire ceremony moved indoors or to a single location

It is raining when the Olympic cauldron is officially lit for the first time

IOC votes to award 2034 games to Salt Lake City

The first gold medal will be won by Team USA or China

An athlete makes a politcal gesture at the podium

STD outbreak among athletes as reported by a major international news outlet

A majority of individual running events are won by black athletes 

Penis of the athlete competing is flopping out at any time

Jimmy Carter is alive for the Olympic Opening Ceremony

Jimmy Carter is alive for the Olympic Closing Ceremony

Any athlete has crime committed against them during olympics time

Athlete is reported sick with the E. coli

US wins gold in both men's and women's basketball

Chinese athletes win every table tennis gold medal

An Olympic medal winner kisses the mascot

Gymnast gets twisties (must it be from them only)

Real protest disrupts a competition (politic/enviro/gov)

Athlete shares the music they are listening to

A Baltic country (Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania) wins at least one gold medal

Olympic Cauldron lowered down to ground before the closing ceremony

The nation that tops the medals table at the end of day one will NOT top the medals table at the end

The US wins more swimming medals than Australia

The swimming part of a triathlon race (not practice/training) is canceled

USA wins most Women's Gymanstics medals, individual

USA wins most Men's & Women's Swimming medals, total

Either USA Men's or Women's Water Polo wins GOLD

An athlete tests positive for Covid, causing a lockdown of the Olympic village

Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone sets a new WR in the 400m hurdles

USA wins more gold medals than Australia in swimming

Italy wins gold in either the men or the women's (indoor) volleyball

No male athlete from Kenya wins a gold medal

At least a fourth of South Korea’s Gold medals will come from Archery

USA men's basketball wins every game by a double digit margin

USA women's basketball team wins every game by at least a 15 point margin

will Imane Khelif win the gold medal in boxing (-66kg)

Taylor Swift performs at the Closing Ceremony

@nikki resolving all these by the end of day today (USA)

Miley Cyrus performs at the Closing Ceremony

All events must take place between the first day of the first event (even if before the opening ceremony) and the end of the last event, or the closing ceremony, whichever is later. 

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