Will Taylor Swift announce her engagement herself, without TMZ leaking it first? Is Taylor Swift as good as she thinks she is at being secretive and sleuthy?

Resolves YES, if Taylor Swift’s engagement announcement in her own voice (via social media, or spoken out loud) comes before TMZ writes an article stating definitively (and correctly) that she’s engaged. Also Resolves YES if she gets both engaged and married before TMZ writes about her engagement, and Taylor announces both. Resolves NO if TMZ accurately publishes first.

We’re going with TMZ specifically, as I’ve seen that they generally get pop news correct, and have a slightly higher bar than many of the gossip rags.