This is going to be a subjective market so please feel free to skip it, or duplicate it to make one that relies on an objective criteria. 

code interpreter -> come on, this is super useful for people who dont code and you name it code interpreter? come on.

None of these are really cool or good names for products. GPT makes sense as it describes what it is, but its not a cool name for a product. Will OpenAI release a product with a cool name in the next 1.5 years?

 Whisper was actually a decent one, but yeah, not that good of a name for a Speech to Text product..