 years I have not had my shit together. There's a growing pile of shit to get together which I keep procrastinating on in various ways, including by getting distracted joking around in popular market comment sections. This market will hopefully motivate me to remedy this, and in the meantime serve as an acknowledgement and apology for those waiting.

Resolves according to the time period in which:

New feature to boost motivation (credit to 

): publicly committing to betting exponentially growing amounts of mana on YES for each threshold, which therefore I will lose if I don't get my shit together by then