I officially and publicly enter a romantic relationship

This market significantly negatively affects my love life

At the end of the year, looking back, this market had a significant positive impact on my love life

Looking back, I had a good time on a date, regardless of outcome and expectations (N/A if no date occurs)

I manage to avoid jumping the gun on resuming dating

I participate in an Aella gangbang and cum in a fluffer

Conditional on me having sex, my partner enjoys it

I watch all of the videos that exist in the Crash Course Sex Ed playlist https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8dPuuaLjXtMweg6Yx9MHP01n_yUyaf9H&si=iYjEBCLyAX7suisS

Someone else asks me on a date, unironically, after I have resumed pursuing dating

I will not bet in this market to avoid incentives for dishonest resolution (with the exception of buying and immediately selling shares in options others add so they get the trader bonus).

I will attempt to give updates in the comments on life developments that significantly affect the odds for any option, within the limits of not doxxing myself or others.