Finn Hambly

Alana

Victor Levoso

Eliezer was about to write a tweet with the word rationalussy on it, but

there was an anthropomorphic lightbulb looking to make friends and maximise utility.

a lightbulb created a Twitter account — everyone laughed at its memes, but was completely unperturbed by its apparent sentience.

a pair of secretive, malevolent actors donned a friendly internet pseudonym with the sole intention of capturing one particular billionaire's time and energy.

a shrimp found itself feeling a little claustrophobic.

a shrimp decided to make a Twitter account to advocate for itself. 

there was a business owner who was trying to improve the productivity of their paperclip factory.

Frances Lorenz

in a distant and strange land (Oxford, UK), twenty-some researchers could be seen standing over a box labelled "AGI - do not touch", embroiled in heated discussion. 

there was a child drowning in a shallow pond that was filled with shrimps.

Pop-Pop

A young man with an iron deficiency and a passion for Quentin Tarantino films left his home in search of an ideal romantic and sexual partner.

there was a lightbulb who decided to cheer up their friends — who were, at the time, entangled in a crisis involving the loss of many billions of dollars — by starting a cute story game.

Daniel Kilian

Our specimen had a thought. A thought where everyone alive today was able to live indefinitely

A cure for all death and disease was spread across the land. 

Johnny Ten-Numbers

Sinclair Chen

A sentient lightbulb tried to use a prediction market to write a story but

Eliezer Yudkowsky opened Twitter to look at the latest AI news and said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" then went back to pondering the empty string. 

arae

there was a little lightbulb who posted on twitter