"Congratulations, child. You get a PUPPY!"

'child':2 'congratul':1 'get':4 'puppi':6

Choose this for two marshmallows in 15 minutes

'15':7 'choos':1 'marshmallow':5 'minut':8 'two':4

I scream, you scream, we all scream for pizza

potato perpetual screeching man advertisement grateful fanatical theory skillful erratic shape print meeting four steel standing weigh minute force amount whip clover wave nonstop detailed aspiring shock play bashful long quarter six change

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Do you want to stop playing this game and watch Bluey?

'bluey':11 'game':8 'play':6 'stop':5 'want':3 'watch':10

Laser pew pew pew boom 🤯 (in a really silly voice while doing finger guns)

'boom':5 'finger':13 'gun':14 'laser':1 'pew':2,3,4 'realli':8 'silli':9 'voic':10

This is a game and if I ask you to say "that one", it's supposed to trick you. Don't fall for it, okay?

'ask':8 'fall':22 'game':4 'okay':25 'one':13 'say':11 'suppos':16 'trick':18

I have a 3-year old son. At market close I will read out the options in reverse order (highest percentage option gets to be spoken last) and ask him to pick one. In the highly likely event that he picks multiple options or can't decide between them, I will treat that as a "shortlist" and repeat the process. I will repeat until a final decision is made. If no decision can be made, I will resolve to prob split between all finalists.