This market will resolve purely based on my opinion

. If I hear a story and think it's some crazy shit, this resolves YES. Only events that happen during the shutdown (starting midnight eastern time on 10/1 and ending when the Associated Press or Fox News reports that Trump has signed the spending bill, whichever is earlier)

. If the shutdown is especially brief (less than 18 hours), this market resolves N/A. 

For the purposes of this question, the shutdown itself is not crazy shit, the length of the shutdown is not crazy shit, the firings that the Trump admin has threatened are not crazy shit, and the shutdown ending is not crazy shit. Anything that's solely related to the shutdown is extremely unlikely to be crazy shit. The effects of the shutdown are unlikely to be crazy shit unless especially egregious. 

I might resolve based on stories posted in the comments, but local/regional news, such as "Florida Man" style stories, are unlikely to get a YES resolution. Stories that have happened before, recently, at roughly the same scale (such as further extrajudicial boat bombings) are 

to resolve yes, though there are potential exceptions (like, say, another assassination, or an indictment of Joe Biden). Similarly, things that are expected or have already been announced are less likely to resolve yes.

If I am for whatever reason unable to resolve, this resolves based on a 48-hour Manifold poll. As always, please remember Rule 0: Don't commit a crime for a YES resolution.