I will actually make the resulting cake at market close. 

Note that my cake is slightly different from the tumblr cake because it will be vegan. I have chosen nearest vegan equivalents for the items in the list. 

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/vanilla-extract

Ingredients will be proportioned by weight and cooked to the best my ability. I do know how to bake pretty well. 

Depending on the proportions of the final ingredients, I may choose to make a single cupcake. 