'cybernet':4 'finger':5 'fund':1 'research':2

Give the Against Malaria Foundation as much funding as they want

'foundat':5 'fund':8 'give':1 'malaria':4 'much':7 'want':11

'1000':2 'everi':4 'person':5 'planet':8 'send':1

Hire several hundred billion dollars worth of personal security

'billion':4 'dollar':5 'hire':1 'hundr':3 'person':8 'secur':9 'sever':2 'worth':6

'ai':4 'buy':1 'everi':2 'lab':5 'major':3

Take up the entire ad-space of civilization to make everyone see nothing but Manifold Markets ads for 10 years

'10':20 'ad':6,18 'ad-spac':5 'civil':9 'entir':4 'everyon':12 'make':11 'manifold':16 'market':17 'noth':14 'see':13 'space':7 'take':1 'year':21

'brain':4 'manhattan':1 'project':2 'upload':5

Lobby to legalize real-money prediction markets

'legal':3 'lobbi':1 'market':8 'money':6 'predict':7 'real':5 'real-money':4

'back':5 'finger':6 'fund':1 'grow':4 'research':2

Pay a polydactyly person to cut off their fingers and make an instant $90 trillion 

'90':14 'cut':6 'finger':9 'instant':13 'make':11 'pay':1 'person':4 'polydactyli':3 'trillion':15

Hire the world's best team of butlers/assistants

'best':5 'butlers/assistants':8 'hire':1 'team':6 'world':3

'finger':5 'illeg':6 'lawmak':2 'lobbi':1 'make':4

Take over the world and establish world domination

'domin':8 'establish':6 'take':1 'world':4,7

Create a Futarchy-run techno-capitalist nation with all the correct socio-economic policies

'capitalist':8 'correct':13 'creat':1 'econom':16 'futarchi':4 'futarchy-run':3 'nation':9 'polici':17 'run':5 'socio':15 'socio-econom':14 'techno':7 'techno-capitalist':6

Pay all the Sane and Smart people in civilization above-market rates to create cool stuff together in a collaborative mega-project to further all the disciplines of knowledge

'above-market':10 'civil':9 'collabor':21 'cool':16 'creat':15 'disciplin':29 'knowledg':31 'market':12 'mega':23 'mega-project':22 'pay':1 'peopl':7 'project':24 'rate':13 'sane':4 'smart':6 'stuff':17 'togeth':18

Buy Twitter, change the name back to Twitter 

'back':6 'buy':1 'chang':3 'name':5 'twitter':2,8

Buy the best artificial fingers available

'artifici':4 'avail':6 'best':3 'buy':1 'finger':5

Launch the Eliezer Yudkowsky Institute of Datacenter Firebombing Research

'datacent':7 'eliez':3 'firebomb':8 'institut':5 'launch':1 'research':9 'yudkowski':4

buy out the major AI and semiconductor companies and grow them 10x

'10x':12 'ai':5 'buy':1 'compani':8 'grow':10 'major':4 'semiconductor':7

'altman':3 'dollar':6 'give':1 'sam':2 'seven':4 'trillion':5

Create a massively scaled up version of Givedirectly to send money to every poor person in the globe

'creat':1 'everi':13 'givedirect':8 'globe':18 'massiv':3 'money':11 'person':15 'poor':14 'scale':4 'send':10 'version':6

Buy a couple of hands from the individuals willing to sell 5 fingers for $100,000,000.

'000':16,17 '100':15 '5':12 'buy':1 'coupl':3 'finger':13 'hand':5 'individu':8 'sell':11 'will':9

Hire a team of people to help figure out the most effective way to spend the money to achieve other goals

'achiev':19 'effect':12 'figur':8 'goal':21 'help':7 'hire':1 'money':17 'peopl':5 'spend':15 'team':3 'way':13

Fund research into understanding and harnessing the powers of the devil that took your fingers

'devil':11 'finger':15 'fund':1 'har':6 'power':8 'research':2 'took':13 'understand':4

Get humanity to live as sinlessly as possible (since you now know that the devil is literally real)

'devil':15 'get':1 'human':2 'know':12 'liter':17 'live':4 'possibl':8 'real':18 'sinc':9 'sinless':6

'age':3 'anti':2 'anti-ag':1 'longev':4 'research':5

Lobby for, and build nuclear power plants

'build':4 'lobbi':1 'nuclear':5 'plant':7 'power':6

'citi':3 'experi':6 'fund':1 'size':4 'ubi':5

Send a check that equally distributes the $$$ to participants of this poll

'check':3 'distribut':6 'equal':5 'particip':9 'poll':12 'send':1

Resolves to poll in a few days, 60%/30%/10% for 1st/2nd/3rd place.

I was going to make a market about which option would win this poll but it has become immediately obvious that everyone on manifold wants ten trillion dollars and no fingers.

Once we have enough responses in this market, I will create a poll asking what people would do with their ten trillion dollars and no fingers. The poll will be open for a few days, and then close along with this market. 

This question resolves Win, Place, Show to the top three highest-voted responses: