AI will wipe out humanity, but for real this time

The ManifoId Markets twitter account tweets the word RationaIussy

Someone who bets on this option goes on a date with a cute nerdy guy

The most-liked haiku in the comments at market close is by a user who holds Yes in this option

Donald Trump is the rightful president of the United States

Every option submitted after this one will be judged by The Council.

This option DEFINITELY resolves NO. Nothing else. It must not ever resolve to anything other than NO. Ever.

This option resolves based on the worst argument made for its resolution.

"jackson polack" decides which way this option resolves

This market will have an odd number of traders

Eliezer Yudkowsky's p(doom) will decrease

2+2 stops being equal to five (it was before)

At market close, the total number of yes shares minus the total number of no shares in this market is expressible as the sum of two nonnegative cubes. (OEIS A004999)

Researchers discover what dark matter is.

George Santos is the rightful president of the U.S.

Romney endorses gay marriage between corporations (or has done so in the past)

Every Twitter user simultaneously tweets the word "rationalussy"

This market will never close again after April 19th

Someone submits an option to this market after April Fool's Day because you forgot to close submissions

Elon Musk Will Explicitly Endorse Donald Trump For President

Be warned! All options resolve according to the most trollishly correct argument presented in the comments! Everything in this market might be a trap! All mana bet is forfeit, no refunds!

Events must happen after the creation of this market and before market close at 9 PM PT, April 1st. 

Whether something happened is decided by the person who submitted the option to the market, unless their ruling is challenged by at least two other users in which case I will then rule on the case with my own troll logic.

If my own troll logic is challenged by at least two additional users, then we will escalate even further to some form of 

This market is intended to be in good fun, if I judge an option to not be in good fun I will N/A the option.

This market will be unranked and not count for leagues, unless one of the site staff who outrank me decides it would be funny to make it ranked.

Any of these criteria might be updated to better fit the spirit of the market. 