This is a bounty for Petrov day! In order to recieve the bounty, you must post a comment here saying what you will do if the button is pressed/not pressed.

For example: I commit that if the button is not pressed I will donate 500 mana to Givewell. If the button is pressed, I will instead send that 500 mana to 

I will award the bounty to comments that I think are entertaining incentives for us all to not push the button. Bounties will not be awarded to anyone who vows to break any laws or site rules if the button is pressed. 

Bounty amounts will be arbitrary to how entertaining I find the comments, and anyone who wants to further incentivize good incentives is welcome to contribute to the bounty.