"You gave me an army of minions and then provided me armaments for them all." *mad cackling*

"Would you consider not freaking out about a spider being on you not to be a norm violation?"

The Press and DC are quite capable of convincing each other of things

"You must get this all the time." "No, this is the first T-shirt I've signed."

If you are 80% right, you’re 100% right.

"If I could construct a slave that was happy to be a slave, is that okay?"

I'm glad someone asked me that before a journalist did

I would have assumed volunteer training would cover not letting the civilians get your weapon

Who's the grumpiest poverty sociologist you know?

"you can stealth-tweet anything Kelsey says"

"in fact, all quotes will be attributed to Kelsey"

My first question is, 'what did I just see?' My second question...

"No what I'm saying is, if Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he would have been trans"

Sometimes you have to just smack a butt that looks smackable

"I'm so happy about the number of bird people there are here "

 's Best Manifest Quote market last year, I'm making this market happen for LessOnline 2.0.

Same structure and resolution as the manifold 2024 one. I'll make this market, accept open submissions, then make a poll with all the options after the market closes. I may limit the poll to the top ~20 options if there are lots of submissions.

Resolution Poll now posted! Vote Early! Vote often if I can figure out how to enable approval voting! Otherwise vote once!

https://manifold.markets/JohnofCharleston/resolution-poll-best-outofcontext-q

https://manifold.markets/Joshua/best-manifest-out-of-context-quote