Someone sees something incredible, and implicitly ascribes it to alcohol (traditionally, by looking at the bottle)

It will gross more worldwide than No Time to Die ($774M)

It will feature ≥1 actor that was part of No Time to Die

The plot will be predominantly set in present day

Will feature something that can turn invisible

There will be a voiced character that is an AI

Bond will have a hot, young, American sidekick

A pandemic or biological warfare will be a central plot

>=85 on Tomatometer 1 month after US release

Rolex, Aston Martin, Bollinger Champaign product placements (all three)

The main theme song will be sung by a female

There will be a scene with wagering, gambling or betting

A Bird (Avian) Will Appear Onscreen for >2 Seconds

It will be described as featuring AI, such as claims that is uses “AI actors”, as reported by entertainment media. 

The main character will order a “Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred” using that exact phrase. 

Critics will say it's a return to classic bond

Runtime of at least 2 hours/120 minutes. 

Bond will shoot an inanimate object on purpose.

The movie will be set during the Cold War (1947-1991)

A Gulf kingdom will appear on screen (e.g. Dubai)

Theme song will be performed by a band (more than one artist. Duran Duran did it, so there is precedent.)

James Bond will say, "I'm rational, rationalussy."

The main character will order a “café mocha, double double” using that exact phrase.

James Bond talks to a woman while playing a card game.

James Bond disobeys orders from MI6 or the British government

The villain will use or work in the field of artificial intelligence.

There will be a promotional event in Fortnite

South America, Africa, or Australia will appear on screen

Scene with Bond wearing a hat and sunglasses 

Female and/or BIPOC director and/or producer

A previous Bond actor appears (as either a new or recurring character)

An actor who previous played a Bond villain appears (as either a new or recurring character)

Bond puts something phallic-shaped in his mouth

: This question now has several sister questions for all of you sickos who can't get enough of transport, sex, and action. I'll periodically N/A answers in those categories arbitrarily, to make room for things that don't fit into those other questions.

Each question resolves as soon as there's proof (e.g. confirmed actor, title, ...), as long as it's not something that would change.

I commit to only betting on questions I feel confident can resolve unambiguously.

Refers to the next official Bond movie after No Time to Die (2021), I'll change the title once we know what it is.

Needs to be in the actual movie, while unlikely I assume some things might be part of a trailer but then not make final cut.