Constantly feel like you have to sneeze (NO) -OR- Have hiccups for the rest of your life (YES) 

'constant':1 'feel':2 'hiccup':11 'life':17 'like':3 'rest':14 'sneez':7 'yes':18

Be surrounded by people who complain all the time (NO) -OR- Be surrounded by people who brag all the time (YES)

'brag':17 'complain':6 'peopl':4,15 'surround':2,13 'time':9,20 'yes':21

Lose your sight (NO) -OR- Lose your hearing (YES)

Keep all 10 of your fingers (NO) -OR- Lose all 10 of your fingers but get ten trillion dollars (YES)

'10':3,11 'dollar':19 'finger':6,14 'get':16 'keep':1 'lose':9 'ten':17 'trillion':18 'yes':20

Have thirst that is never fully quenched (NO) -OR- Have hunger that is never fully satiated

'fulli':6,15 'hunger':11 'never':5,14 'quench':7 'satiat':16 'thirst':2

Have the NO option be on the LEFT (NO) -OR- have the NO option be on the right (YES)

'left':8 'option':4,14 'right':18 'yes':19

Lose all your memories but keep skills (NO) -OR- Lose all your skills but keep memories (YES)

'keep':6,15 'lose':1,10 'memori':4,16 'skill':7,13 'yes':17

Eradicate all mosquito-born diseases globally, immediately (NO) -OR- Design and implement a (well-received) AI safety plan to dramatically lower x-risk (YES)

'ai':18 'born':5 'design':11 'diseas':6 'dramat':22 'erad':1 'global':7 'immedi':8 'implement':13 'lower':23 'mosquito':4 'mosquito-born':3 'plan':20 'receiv':17 'risk':26 'safeti':19 'well':16 'well-receiv':15 'x':25 'x-risk':24 'yes':27

Push someone in front of a trolley to save 5 others (NO) -OR- Be the person someone else pushes in front of the trolley to save 5 others (YES)

'5':10,27 'els':18 'front':4,21 'other':11,28 'person':16 'push':1,19 'save':9,26 'someon':2,17 'trolley':7,24 'yes':29

Be unable to speak (NO) -OR- Unable to read (YES)

That manifold NOT allow confusing puns in market titles (NO) -OR- That manifold allow confusing puns in market titles (YES)

'allow':4,14 'confus':5,15 'manifold':2,13 'market':8,18 'pun':6,16 'titl':9,19 'yes':20

Have full honour and future loyalty (NO) -OR- A higher mana balance (YES)

'balanc':12 'full':2 'futur':5 'higher':10 'honour':3 'loyalti':6 'mana':11 'yes':13

 A Keynesian beauty contest (NO) -OR- An objective market (YES)

'beauti':3 'contest':4 'keynesian':2 'market':9 'object':8 'yes':10

Age faster: mentally (NO) -OR- physically (YES)

'age':1 'faster':2 'mental':3 'physic':6 'yes':7

Everyone has an always-current history of all of the porn you've ever watched (NO) -OR- A loud buzzer goes off any time you say something not entirely truthful (YES)

'alway':5 'always-curr':4 'buzzer':21 'current':6 'entir':30 'ever':15 'everyon':1 'goe':22 'histori':7 'loud':20 'porn':12 'say':27 'someth':28 'time':25 'truth':31 've':14 'watch':16 'yes':32

Your thoughts are readable by every man you meet (NO) -OR- Every woman you meet (YES)

'everi':6,12 'man':7 'meet':9,15 'readabl':4 'thought':2 'woman':13 'yes':16

a society with: A very large number of barely happy people (NO) -OR- A very small number of extremely happy people (YES)

'bare':9 'extrem':19 'happi':10,20 'larg':6 'number':7,17 'peopl':11,21 'small':16 'societi':2 'yes':22

Infinite Strawberries (NO) -OR- Infinite Mango (YES)

'infinit':1,5 'mango':6 'strawberri':2 'yes':7

Go back in time 50 years (NO) -OR- Go into the future by 50 years (YES)

'50':5,14 'back':2 'futur':12 'go':1,9 'time':4 'year':6,15 'yes':16

Drink cold drinks in winter (NO) -OR- Drink hot drinks in Summer (YES)

'cold':2 'drink':1,3,8,10 'hot':9 'summer':12 'winter':5 'yes':13

Each answer contains a dilemma: Would you rather pick the first option (NO) or the second option (YES)? Bet NO, or YES, according to your opinion. 1 person = 1 vote (per answer), so having more shares does not make your vote count for more.

If an answer has a clear majority of YES holders, that answer will resolve YES.

If an answer has a clear majority of NO holders, that answer will resolve NO.

If it's very close, and votes are still coming in, the option will remain un-resolved. 

The market will then re-open for new submissions, with a new close date the next week. This continues as long as the market is worth running.

It does not matter what % the market is at, and bots holding positions are also counted. 

I may update these exact criteria to better match the spirit of the question if anyone has good suggestions, so please leave a comment (and ping me) if you do.