Resolves YES if via some "magic" (read: technology), I am able to understand in English what my dog is saying.

Or if I can speak in English and my dog is able to hear that in dog language.

Yes, I know we can communicate with animals and I can read the eyes or the behaviour of the dog to know what it's saying. This market is explicitly about speech. 

"my dog" is just a placeholder of course. Doesn't have to be my dog, could by any dog.

Doesn't have to be a scalable solution, but must be robust. I'm not convinced a paper in a respected journal is enough for a positive resolution. 