"If the banned mushrooms didn't exist, that would make my hallucinations hallucinations" - Rob van Winkle
https://manifold.markets/Joshua/troll-logic-megamarket-what-things#r24zuesej5k

"Whoever holds the most shares of BDSM is in charge of the BDSM" - Joshua
https://manifold.markets/Joshua/relationship-style-stonks#b3pt6l8jwq

"For the purposes of this market, no stingray cum = immaculate" - Connor
https://manifold.markets/ConnorTabarrok/how-did-charlotte-the-stingray-conc#8yq6rglxw0w

"Everyone should strive to eat ass every 24 Planck times" - Plasma Ballin' https://manifold.markets/Stralor/will-i-eat-ass-in-the-next-24#qzuvc6wrjk9

"I could take my Rootclaim winnings and fund her a gangbang with 1,109 dudes" - Peter Miller
https://manifold.markets/Schneefackel/fluffer-stock#upm5y8m65re

"My main mistake here was not considering the possibility that head from a man could count as rationalussy" - Jonathon Ray
https://manifold.markets/Shelvacu/will-i-have-sex-with-someone-atarou#bme8RimmzIBUZIRmDCxd

"I hear that leopard saliva is a good facial cleanser" - Joshua
https://manifold.markets/PlasmaBallin/would-you-vote-for-the-leopards-eat#fe0r4e8tte

"i'm selling gas tanks and matches" - chris (strutheo) https://manifold.markets/strutheo/coolfold-self-immolation-how-many-u#ljbiht8017p

"I thought it was an invitation to a gangbang birthday party and now I am mildly disappointed." - Weezing https://manifold.markets/strutheo/today-is-my-100th-day-on-manifold-t#fgbehhp2tre

"not every antisemitic person is a neonazi" - chris (strutheo) https://manifold.markets/strutheo/who-would-have-to-be-running-for-ma#o12ecn82jb8

"Many people secretly have a thing for furry art. Very few people secretly are fans of the Insane Clown Posse" - Forrest Taylor https://manifold.markets/strutheo/would-manifold-prefer-their-child-b-1436bcef7ae2

"Are you sure you want to interact with a guy that has a picture of an actual fucking czar as his profile picture?" - Bruno https://manifold.markets/Bayesian/leftwing-or-rightwing-which-personc#annpedzwogd

As promised in my popularity contest bounty comment

Non-linked because a tie will lead to equally split percentage resolution, so all answers should sum to 100%.