All "eyes" and "feet" count, even the stuff we only call that like the "feet" of a chair, the "foot" of a bed, the "eye" of a storm, etc. I will avoid further defining what counts and what doesn't count, you must decide that for yourselves. Make your arguments and present your math!

I will be the abjudicator, and will only resolve if I am convinced or perceive consensus; I will not bet. I do not "know" the answer ahead of time. YES is Eyes, NO is Feet.

I may extend the close date if it seems necessary.

  -> Consensus: Earth. (Unfortunately) this is not a question about life or storms in the broader universe. We must constrain to stuff within our planet's boundaries.

  -> Consensus: Inconclusive. I won't consider eyespot arguments. 

This may mean a "foot(spot)" or whatever argument of complementary value gets thrown out down the line, at my discretion

This is part of a short series of thought puzzles: