You wake up feeling dizzy. There's a goat licking your toes. On your nightstand: a plane ticket to Damascus next to a coin showing heads. You can't remember the day, so you pick up your phone. It's Tuesday. You notice a new app: "Endless Snake". It's connected to your bank account. You open it.

Hi and welcome to Endless Snake by Nokia™

Here's how the game works: We have this Excel-file with two columns. The first contains all those countably infinite natural numbers, starting with 1., 2, 3, 4, ... We'll explain the second column later. 

We'll start with line 1 and throw two fair and random dice and you'll get a dollar. Next we'll double the number of lines, thus take the next 2 lines, throw the dice and you'll get 2 dollars, then 4 lines and 4 dollars, and so on. 

Except if the dice show snake eyes, then we'll take a dollar for each line in that round and start the whole procedure again (so after snake eyes is rolled the game starts over with a 1 line, round 1, as though starting anew) with the next line, then the 2 after that, then 4, 8, and so on until the next snake eyes and we repeat until infinity.

Now about that second column: If you click PASS below, we'll leave it empty, you can't play and we're sad to lose you as a customer. If you click PLAY, our intern will copy & paste PLAY into every line and you'll play!

Fine print: By clicking PLAY you agree to our terms of service. For each occurence of PLAY, you will pay a small fee of 10 cents which will be automatically taken out of your account as soon as the respective lines are up for their dice throw.