"I'm in favor of immigration, especially for hot girls"

"You will see your trading interface more than you will see your girlfriend"

Angrily: "Ok where is the anti-blowjob person!?"

"The one he likes, or the one who likes him?" "The one in the mobile infantry"

"That which can be dislodged by a 3-year-old should be"

Some of us are issued with style, some of us were issued with PowerPoint templates

"Some girls are into jacked guys with nice apartments"

"It's borderline sexual harassment, but it's okay"

"Obviously I shouldn't bet on this if it's highly correlated with me going to jail"

"I can believe that. You seem like a high variance person."

"tumbles's fundamentals are actually pretty good"

"I don't know enough to argue, but I want to"

"We don't need to solve the hard problem of consciousness to suspect that women may be concious."

“I can’t help it if people can’t play optimally.”

“What is a polycule? —Why are you even here?!”

"The amount of fun you're personally having is a *really good proxy*, I think, for optimizing the state of the universe"

"...and by doing that, you'd be letting the universal concept of truth eat your lunch."

"thats not my son he'd never write that haiku"

"there just isn't enough liquidity in the gay orgy"

"how did you get to cut open a dead body?" "so I went to this Cali party"

“ cat bus cat bus cat bus, bus you can get inside of, anime cat, the cat is made out of a bus, fuzzy bus”

“When was the last time you masturbated and what about?” “Well, I keep a log…”

"brb i want to hear all about your mouth bacteria"

"I took acid at an anime convention with the goal to be the weirdest person there...I gave up; I didn't even make the top ten."

"they should put a native American land acknowledgement on every missile"

"i actually think that robot yoga is a good training objective"

"I have to figure out how to get these twelve Jewish prayer books back home"

"I've never seen the cause particle; bumping into things, causing things"

"I don't know what Jesus Christ would think of prediction markets"

“Just drop out.  Your timelines are too long.”