'ethic':1 'monogami':4 'non':3 'non-monogami':2

'monogami':4 'non':3 'non-monogami':2 'uneth':1

Relationship constitutional republic: people in it have systemically different levels of power and decision-making influence

'constitut':2 'decis':15 'decision-mak':14 'differ':9 'influenc':17 'level':10 'make':16 'peopl':4 'power':12 'relationship':1 'republ':3 'system':8

Glucose guardian/splenda spender/sugar daddy

'daddi':4 'glucos':1 'guardian/splenda':2 'spender/sugar':3

Traditional marriage of two cis straight White Christian vanilla people where the man "leads" and is 0-4 years older than the woman, with 2.5 kids (not counting any LGBTQIA+ ones) and a McMansion with 2.5 SUVs/trucks

'-4':18 '0':17 '2.5':25,36 'christian':8 'cis':5 'count':28 'kid':26 'lead':14 'lgbtqia':30 'man':13 'marriag':2 'mcmansion':34 'older':20 'one':31 'peopl':10 'straight':6 'suvs/trucks':37 'tradit':1 'two':4 'vanilla':9 'white':7 'woman':23 'year':19

'boyc':2 'boyce-codd':1 'codd':3 'form':5 'normal':4

liking/reacting to even their most meaningless posts and comments on social media and prediction markets

'comment':9 'even':3 'liking/reacting':1 'market':15 'meaningless':6 'media':12 'post':7 'predict':14 'social':11

Partners in crime, like Caroline Ellison and Sam Bankman-Fried

'bankman':10 'bankman-fri':9 'carolin':5 'crime':3 'ellison':6 'fri':11 'like':4 'partner':1 'sam':8

One with an IPO (Intimate Partnership Offer)

'intim':5 'ipo':4 'offer':7 'one':1 'partnership':6

'big':3 'butt':4 'cannot':7 'lie':8 'like':2

I like big butts and I cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon

'big':3 'butt':4 'cannot':7 'dungeon':16 'escap':14 'like':2 'tell':8 'truth':10

"I'll never admit to anyone that we met on Tinder"

'admit':4 'anyon':6 'll':2 'met':9 'never':3 'tinder':11

Options are not mutually exclusive.  More options can be added.

Unranked so it doesn't count for leagues.