Best Out-of-Context Quote at Manifest 2026

Question

As is now tradition for Rat unconferences, keep your ears open for great out-of-context quotes. Post them here. Bet on which is best, then vote.

Same structure and resolution as last year's I'll make this market, accept open submissions, then make a poll with all the options after the market closes. Resolves to the quote that wins the poll.

Guidance:

Submit as many as you want. The weirder the better IMO.

You can nominate others' quotes (this is the intention!)

You may self-nominate, but keep a reasonable bar.

No context. This is the out-of-context quote market. If you give the context for your quote it will be turned into paperclips.

If we get lots of submissions, I may only include the top ~20 or so options, by market probabilities.

Market manipulation encouraged.

Previous versions:

Manifest 2024: @/Joshua/best-manifest-out-of-context-quote

LessOnline 2025: @/JohnofCharleston/best-outofcontext-lessonline-2025-q

Manifest 2025: @/Joshua/best-outofcontext-manifest-or-summe

Metagame 2025: @/Joshua/best-outofcontext-metagame-2025-quo 
Manifest X DC 2025: @/JohnofCharleston/best-outofcontext-manifestx-dc-quot

NYC Megameetup 2025: @/JohnofCharleston/best-outofcontext-quote-from-nyc-me

Manifold Markets · Answer

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