"What's Shibari? Is that some type of Jewish building?"

'build':10 'jewish':9 'shibari':3 'type':7

"Squirtle is unevolved so its like pedophilia"

'like':6 'pedophilia':7 'squirtl':1 'unevolv':3

With current technology, we could engineer somone 3 standard deviations above average intelligence. I think we could get up to five.

'3':8 'averag':12 'could':5,17 'current':2 'deviat':10 'engin':6 'five':21 'get':18 'intellig':13 'somon':7 'standard':9 'technolog':3 'think':15

I’ve been skydiving, but I won’t take psychedelics because I don’t want to believe in god

'believ':17 'god':19 'psychedel':10 'skydiv':4 'take':9 've':2 'want':15 'won':7

"I think the path to success involves not going to prison"

'go':9 'involv':7 'path':4 'prison':11 'success':6 'think':2

"So you're saying it would be more ethical to just kill everyone"

'ethic':9 'everyon':13 'kill':12 're':3 'say':4 'would':6

"Now every time I hear c-words I think of you."

'c':7 'c-word':6 'everi':2 'hear':5 'think':10 'time':3 'word':8

"Ebola running through your population doesn't have some kind of economic advantage"

'advantag':13 'doesn':6 'ebola':1 'econom':12 'kind':10 'popul':5 'run':2

[Man looking into circle of talking people]: "This is a much more autistic group"

'autist':13 'circl':4 'group':14 'look':2 'man':1 'much':11 'peopl':7 'talk':6

“ You can’t just rape your way to glory, bad duck”

'bad':10 'duck':11 'glori':9 'rape':5 'way':7

"Let's go inside, I need hot liquid in my throat"

'go':3 'hot':7 'insid':4 'let':1 'liquid':8 'need':6 'throat':11

“What if I’m only attracted to Asian people?”

“… I’m 99th percentile worldwide but 5th percentile for people in this house”

'5th':7 '99th':3 'hous':13 'm':2 'peopl':10 'percentil':4,8 'worldwid':5

In the future we won't even have bodies, we will all live on the blockchain. 

'blockchain':16 'bodi':9 'even':7 'futur':3 'live':13 'won':5

This might be boring, but here's a viable path to creating superhumans

'bore':4 'creat':12 'might':2 'path':10 'superhuman':13 'viabl':9

"money is a nootropic that actually works"

'actual':6 'money':1 'nootrop':4 'work':7

”Don’t you think dating real humans is a bit old-fashioned?”

'bit':10 'date':5 'fashion':13 'human':7 'old':12 'old-fashion':11 'real':6 'think':4

"I just checked the orgy room. Four fully clothed men talking about software."

'check':3 'cloth':9 'four':7 'fulli':8 'men':10 'orgi':5 'room':6 'softwar':13 'talk':11

Resolves to a poll I will make after market close