"What's Shibari? Is that some type of Jewish building?"

"Squirtle is unevolved so its like pedophilia"

With current technology, we could engineer somone 3 standard deviations above average intelligence. I think we could get up to five.

I’ve been skydiving, but I won’t take psychedelics because I don’t want to believe in god

"I think the path to success involves not going to prison"

"So you're saying it would be more ethical to just kill everyone"

"Now every time I hear c-words I think of you."

"Ebola running through your population doesn't have some kind of economic advantage"

[Man looking into circle of talking people]: "This is a much more autistic group"

“ You can’t just rape your way to glory, bad duck”

"Let's go inside, I need hot liquid in my throat"

“What if I’m only attracted to Asian people?”

“… I’m 99th percentile worldwide but 5th percentile for people in this house”

In the future we won't even have bodies, we will all live on the blockchain. 

This might be boring, but here's a viable path to creating superhumans

"money is a nootropic that actually works"

”Don’t you think dating real humans is a bit old-fashioned?”

"I just checked the orgy room. Four fully clothed men talking about software."

Resolves to a poll I will make after market close