'artist':6 'divorc':5 'pat':1 'rascal':2 'wooden':4

Armando Smogg The Puppet Who Wants To Lay Eggs

'armando':1 'egg':9 'lay':8 'puppet':4 'smogg':2 'want':6

Wealthy Louis: The Clown With Seven Dollars

'clown':4 'dollar':7 'loui':2 'seven':6 'wealthi':1

It’s no secret that a religious wizard crawled into my puppet laboratory and brought my marionettes to life using a magic spell. Now my enchanted marionettes are alive, and they all love North Korea and America the same amount. It’s wonderful to have enchanted marionettes in my house. It’s a lot like having children, except I own them and I’m allowed to kill them. They are my cursed wooden bastards, and I love to smile at them. They salute the North Korean flag and the American flag for the same amount of time every day, and sometimes they get on my computer and try to Google how to never die. I’ve got a nice stable of enchanted marionettes: There’s Mr. Virus The Wooden Boy, Pat Rascal The Wooden Divorce Artist, Armando Smogg The Puppet Who Wants To Lay Eggs, and Wealthy Louis: The Clown With Seven Dollars. Which one of my enchanted marionettes that loves North Korea and America the same amount are you? Bet on this market to find out!

This market is based on a clickhole quiz that can be found here: 

https://clickhole.com/which-one-of-my-enchanted-marionettes-that-love-north-k-1825124985/

After you bet on the market (or even if you aren't betting on the market), fill out this form, which has the same questions as the quiz.: 

When the market closes, I will fill out the official quiz by selecting the answer to each question that was chosen by the most respondents in my poll. If there are any ties, I'll pick randomly between the tied responses using 

. This market resolves to whatever marionette I end up getting.