Resolves to whatever year it is that I am able to use a prompt based software of some kind to generate a photorealistic (indistinguishable from reality by a uninformed viewer, similar in quality to current midjourney for most subjects) video of a kitten drinking out of a saucer of milk. It must cost less than $25 to generate and this must be the prompt: 

kitten drinking out of a saucer of milk, face covered in milk, messy kitty, cute

For reference this is what midjourney currently does with the above prompt:

And for your enjoyment here is another example of real kitten: