As far as I'm aware there are no rules agains this and come on, first time's free!

You can at any point purchase more slots by adding 

 to the bounty, any amount above a multiple of M100 will be ignored (M69 buys 0 slots, M420 buys 4, and so on) and can be refunded if you request it.

With each slot purchased M75 will be redistributed evenly to all previous participants (within 5 minutes, thanks to a bot running on AWS). The other 25% will be used to cover operational costs of this completely legitimate enterprise.

The total profit for each user is rounded up and paid out when amount owed exceeds payout threshold (by default 5 to limit spam). You can add "minimum_payout=X" anywhere in any of your comments to set your own value.

Additionally anybody who pledges at least M600 to this market will be eligible for an airdrop of our exclusive Normal Monkey JPG Club Monkey Picture delivered straight to your comment replies!

Now not only will you be financially secure thanks to never ending dividends from the market but also own one Public Domain Picture of a Monkey, yours to use in any way you want, and who knows how valuable those might become!

If the scheme ever comes to an end (I'm thinking something like 2 months with no new participants) the last 5 slots will be awarded M250 each to reward their belief in our services. That means you don't need to worry about being the last to invest, you can still profit.

Your potential profits are infinite, the sooner you join the more you make!

Official profit tracker now also automated!

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