INSTEAD OF BEING DECIDED BY THE MARKET ITSELF, NOW THE OUTCOME WILL BE DECIDED BY ME ASKING A RANDOM DGG'ER IN DGG CHAT AFTER THE MARKET CLOSES TO CHOSE PEPE VS YEE. WHATEVER THEY DECLARE, WILL WIN. If they neglect to answer or say anything other than Pepe or Yee, I will select a new chatter and repeat until a winner is declared.

How can you trust I will be fair and unbiased despite being a bleeding heart Pepe supporter?

That will be up to you. I hope so far I've demonstrated enough fairness to not rig the meme markets for fake internet money.

Seriously though, I will always do my absolute best to remain as unbiased as possible when determining the outcome.