This Valentine's Day give the gift of moisture.

We are auctioning off a piece of Manifold and theater history: the fabled Moisture Meter from Bet on Love! This beautiful piece of printed posterboard will indicate your level of moistness like never before!

If you're already getting wet at the prospect, the way it works is simple: We're hosting a 

 in mana. The auction will resolve at the second-highest bid placed before the 21st (Pacific Time). 

Note that the bid does not include shipping. You must physically pick up the Meter from our office in SF or pay an additional Ṁ20,000 in shipping.