"sheep always think they're getting the better of the wolf. But sheep are not better bettors, nor are clowns to frown, for the wolves idly wait by, for the inevitable to arise" - @PeterNjeim

"I think I'm a victim of money laundering and I am looking for legal representation" - rubyatmidnight

"It's such a bad allocation of time to learn a language so much people already know" - @jim

"when you go to bury someone you put them in the hole in the ground, not the pile of dirt beside it"