📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎📎

🏌️‍♀️🧘‍♀️🏄‍♀️🏊‍♀️🧗‍♀️🚵‍♀️🧖‍♀️👩‍💼

🥸🔭 👩🏼‍🏫✍🏽 🧔🏻📠 🌏🚀↗️🌔  🥳🎊

☀️🦓🦜🦁🦁🦁⭕   👑⛰️🩸🪦   🐗🐛🐜🪲   💗☁️🦁👻    🦁⚔️🦁👑 ⭕

🅱️2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣🚀📈💵🤑2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣🤦🏼‍♂️📉💸🫠

'2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣':2 '🅱️2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣':1

👦🌽 🌎😱 👦🚀 👦⏰👩 🌎👌

😴💻 | 🐇 | 😎 | 💃 | 👊😮 | 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 | 🚁🏃 | 🚋🚋🚋 | 📞 | 💋 | ✋🔫 | ☁️🙇☁️

👴🏻👲🏻🎈🏠⬆️🗻🐶🐤

🚀👨👨👨👩💀🔜🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒👨💀👨💀🔜🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🏃🔫🔫🏃🗽😱

👨🏼☕️🙍🏼🔫 - 👨🏿👨🏻🚙🍔 - 👨🏻👨🏿🔫🙏🏼 - 💃🏻🚶🏻- 💁🏻👃🏻😵💉💁🏻 - 🕐😐🔫👨🏻 - 😐🚙👴🏿👉🏽👌🏼- 👨🏻👨🏿🔫🙏🏼 👨🏾💥🔫👨🏻- 🚘👴🏼💦💦💦👨🏻👨🏿 - 👨🏼☕️🙍🏼🔫 👨🏿🔫👨🏼 - 👨🏿👨🏻

👪🚙🗻🏣 🌚🍦🙇 🙇🚲 👦📝🎾 🙇🚲🚪 👩👦📝😡 🙇🚲👭 👦🍷👱 ☝️🙇 🌚📺 👦🚪🛀💏👵 💃🚶💃🚶👦🍷👱 👦🚽👴 🌚✈️ 👩📄📄📄📄📄📄😱 👩💥👦💤 👩🔐👦 👴🔑👦 👦🔨🚪🔪👩 🌚🚜 👦🔨🌚💀 👩👺👨 👩💀💀💀 👩🚪💉💉💉 ❄️🌳🙇🌳❄️ 🔨👦⛄️ 👦

😐🚫😴 😐😖👧🏻 😐✈️👱 🏢🔥 😐🏠👱 😐👊👱 👱👊👱🏻👊👱🏽👊👱🏿👊👱🏾 👱👄👧🏻 👱👱🏻👱🏽👱🏿👱🏾🏢🔥 😐🔄👱 😐🔫😐 👱💀 🔥🏢🔥🏢🔥🏢🔥🏢🔥 👫

🌊 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

🌊🌊🌊🌊🔎🐠🌊🌊🌊

🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

😎📹🚃📺💵.😎🎥🚓🚑🚒💵💵.😨🎥😈😈🔫🔫💀💀💾💻. 😀🎥👮👮🔫🔫😈😈🔫🔫. 🚗🚓🚓🚃.😎👥🎥🚃💵💵💵.

👱🏻❤️👩. 👱🏻❤️👩🏻. 👱🏻👊🏻👳🏿. 🏂💀. 👱🏻💔👩. 👱🏻☕️👱🏻🎸. 👱🏻👊🏻👩🏼. 👱🏻💔👩🏻. 👱🏻🎸👱👱💀. 👱🏻👊🏻👱🏻. 👱🏻❤️👩🏻. 👾

🌚= 🌎💥💀. 👴🏻👵🏻🔥💀, 😫+👦🏽+🐵+👴🏻+🚀➡️🌚= 👴🏻💀,👸🏻. 😀+👦🏽+🐵+🚀=🌚💥💀. 🎉😀👦🏽🐵🏆. 🔚.

👦🏽📽🚐☢👴🏼 🇱🇾🔫🔫👨🏾👨🏾🏃🏽 8⃣8⃣🚙🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🕚🕤🕖🕓🕐🕛⚡️⚡️🚙

💰💰👩🏼🚿 👵🏻🔪 👵🏻➡️👱🏼❗️

☀️💧🌼👵🏻🎶💁🏻. 👶🏼👸🏼🙎🏻💇🏼. 👦🏽👑🐴🙅🏼🍳. 👦🏽🙎🏼🏮💏. 🙅🏻👦🏽😴⛵️🙍🏼💔. 🙍🏼🙎🏼👑🙆🏼. 👵🏻🔪👦🏽. 👦🏽💇🏼❤️. 💧👦🏽💏. 👰🏼🏮🏮🏮🏮👼.

👑👫👑 | 👧🚫📺 | 🔜🔗🔝💧↘➡⤴ ⏩🐲🐕🙎🙅 |💧☔🌊 + 〰💥〰 =👧➡💀 | 😭 | 👦👸🌉

🎩 - 🎩⚡️-🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩

🎄👪✈🗼👫........ 🏠👦🔫😠😠 ¦ 👦✂🔌🔩🔨😫😫 ¦ 🎅👪🏠

⛪💻 💥 😲 👩👨👨👨👩👨👩👨👩👨👩👨👩👨👨 🔫🔪🔫🔪🔥💀💂

💂 🔫 💃

🎃💀💡🎅🏼🎁🎄💥💀👺🎅🏼👏🏻🎉

🎬🔞🍆💦🎥🍆💦🎥🍆💦📹📼💊😨💊😨🔫😢👪🍆

👻👻😱, 📞⏳, 🚨👦🏻👦🏼👱🏼, 🔦, ♨️, 👻🚫

👧👦🏃🏃 🕒 👩💔👨 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 👨🍫👵

🐵◼️💪🏻👨🏼🚀🌜◼️🚀🔴👱🏻👱🏻🔴💀🚀◼️⚡️👴🏼◼️👶🏻

💏🙍💰🚙👮🏻🙎_🚙🚓💁💸💸💸_🚗🏪👱🏻🍴🙎👱🏻💬👵🏻😟💁💰📥🚿👤🔪💀👱🏻💀➡️🚣🏼👱👩🏼💬👮➡️🏪👮💬👱🏻👮➡️🏠👤🔪💀👱👩🏼💬👴👵👴💬👵🏻=💀👩🏼👱➡️🏪👱🏻💬👩🏼👱🙍?👱💬👱🏻👩🏼➡️🏠👱🏻👊🏻👱👱🏻➡️🏠👩🏼➡️🚪👵🏻=💀👩🏼💬💬💬👱🏻=👵🏻=👤🔪👱👊👱

👪➡️🏤. 👫💥🔫👨 😭. 👦🌷➡️🎎. 🏂👦🔪🔪👱🔥🔥.

👦👴✈️🌃🌃. 👦🔜😈. 👺➕👱 ➡️ 💨💨🌃🌃💨💨.

😈➕👮➕👴🚫👱➕👺. 👮👉🃏😈.

👧👨👩🚙🌳🌳🏫🍔🍔🍔🐷🐷
👧🏯🛁
🐉💉
👧🚃🏠
👧🐉
👧👨👩🚙

✈ 🏊 🌴🙍⚽ 👹🙌 🏊 🚢 🏡💔

🧙‍♂️🧙‍♀️🐱👶⏳👦🏻👪❌🐍🏡🦉📧🗝️🧙🏻‍♂️🧹🐷🎂✅🚣‍♂️👳‍♂️🚪📚🏦🪙🏦🧙🏻‍♂️🔮🪄🪶🦉🎓🚂🤝🍬👫🚂🏰💫🧙🦁🧙‍♂️🧹🧑‍🍳😡🚪🐶🐶🐶📜🎃🎃👧🚽👹😱🪄⚡️🥢🌟🤝🧹🧹🎁🪞👨‍👩‍👦🏦💎📖🧙🏼‍♂️🐉🌲🌲🌲🦮🦄🐴🚪🐶🐶🐶🪴🧹🔑🗝️💸♟️♟️👳‍♂️🪞💎💀💫✨🧙‍♂️🦁💯👦🏻👧👦🎓🏡

Whoever tells the best short story using only emojis and punctuation wins. Resolution will be based on the community's choice. Top three payout. 