What items are found in Ron Desantis's "safe space"?

Let's be honest, few people are as easily triggered as Ron DeSanctimonious. What I have been wondering recently is when he gets triggered and retreats to his safe space, what items does he have there to help him cope? Let's have some fun with this! I will resolve to all items that I believe would in fact make Ron feel better.

"Dad bod DeSantis"

sketch avatarGuns
9%
BTE avatarCocaine
5%
BTE avatarPorn
3%
Odoacre avatarIce cream
1.8%
Odoacre avatarSherry
1.8%
AlexK avatar
Alex bought Ṁ1 Cocaine from 3% to 5%
XiJinping avatar
Xi Jinping sold Ṁ6 Meat from 11% to 0.3%
sketch avatar
Sketch bought Ṁ5 Guns from 0.0% to 8%
Odoacre avatar
Odoacre bought Ṁ1 Ice cream from 0.0% to 1.8%
Odoacre avatar
Odoacre bought Ṁ1 Sherry from 0.0% to 1.8%
sketch avatar
Sketch bought Ṁ2 Meat from 9% to 12%
XiJinping avatar
Xi Jinping bought Ṁ5 Meat from 0.0% to 9%
BTE avatar
Brian T. Edwards bought Ṁ2 Porn from 0.0% to 4%
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Brian T. Edwards bought Ṁ2 Cocaine from 0.0% to 4%