Upcoming Half-Life game or related rumors/hype are mentioned at all, even jokingly

Appearance by an A-list actor (A-list status judged by Claude)

Someone uses a Japanese honorific while speaking English

A new Nintendo Switch or Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive game is announced

A winner keeps talking for 15+ seconds after their end music starts

Someone says "AI", "artificial intelligence", or "ChatGPT"

The show is better than average (judged by Manifold poll)

Someone references the "please wrap it up" incident

Technical difficulties stall show or break livestream for >30 seconds

Geoff audibly coughs or clears throat 3+ times

Someone references the Reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton incident

Someone references the Sid the Science Kid meme

Steam deck "2" information and/or Steam Machine Price Points

A Nintendo (NCL) or Nintendo of America employee appears in-person

Anyone says (verbally) "Half-Life 3" (verbatim)

Anyone speaks a full sentence in Japanese

Disputed resolution on any TGA-related Polymarket market

Full sentences spoken in 4+ different languages

Manifold TV

User-created events